Don't Be a Douche Canoe T-Shirt Size:XL you don't want to talk

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Don't Be a Douche Canoe T-Shirt Size:XL you don't want to talkSome things just need to be said and this shirt says it for you. Whether you're making a statement at the beach, the bar, or the backyard BBQ, this tee is your wearable reminder that life's too short to be a douche canoe. Printed in the USA on premium Gildan cotton, this shirt is built to hold up through every adventure and every eye roll it earns you. Available Styles Gildan Cotton T Shirt Classic unisex fit, sizes S5XL Gildan Ultra Ladies T Shirt